Teaching an infant about Pontiacs

"Daddy... are you under there somewhere? It's time to teach junior about Pontiacs."

"Time to wake up, Victor. This is your dad's first Trans Am."

"1st lesson: be sure to be able to see above the dash, out the windshield."

"Yes, I know the pedals are WAY down there..."

"Always check your side mirror before changing lanes."

"Okay now it's your turn..."

"Okay, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to try out the GTA... let's try this '78 Trans Am."

"Pay attention, Victor... no you may not turn on the radio!"

"Be sure to know how to properly taunt and intimidate the silly import in the next lane at a stoplight."

"Most importantly, always wear your safety belt."